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About The cheese accident

Sometimes, a good lay comes along in the strangest times. Like when you're having a week off of work and haven't showered in 4 days. When the girl then grasps you dirty dick, she WILL notice the smell, shw WILL notice that the glans is sticky like treacle, and she will be disgusted by it, just like you would be disgusted if you touched a girl and she had lumpy, yellow liquid oozing out her crack.

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